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Official confirmation of Newcastle's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.
Official confirmation of West Ham's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.
Official confirmation of Everton's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.
Official confirmation of Man City's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.
Official confirmation of Liverpool's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.
Official confirmation of Southampton's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.
Official confirmation of Chelsea's opening fixtures for the 2018/19 Premier League season.